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On a lighter note, we hear and read so many funny jokes, anecdotes and wee stories, but so quickly lose them or forget them.

Are you into comedy or funny stuff? Do you know a free fun family joke? Is it clean, short, hilarious, very funny, funny, or amusing? Perhaps your kids have a favourite "bad" joke?

With your contributions, we'd like to build up a collection of "funny stuff" --- including jokes, stories, photos, pictures and cartoons in "Jokes", and audio clips and video clips in "Funny Video Clips" --- for us all to share and enjoy. 

The central theme is obviously keeping it "family" related --- under the general headings of Pregnancy, Babies, Children, Parenting, Relationships, Relatives, Risque and Other  --- with the emphasis upon "funny".

(Please note that a couple of the jokes, anecdotes, and stories contain some "colourful" language, but these few rude words are essential to the joke.)

 

Fun Family Forum

Funny Video Clips

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Contribute your favourite family related joke, story, cartoon, etc

  


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Email us your favourite video clip (or the link to it) to share with other parents

To kick things off and to give you a hint of the jokes within the Fun Family Forum, check out a few cute wee stories below for your amusement.

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Jokes

 

 Brain Teasers & Optical Illusions

 

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Gotta Love Little Boys

 

 
 

JACK (aged 3) was watching his Mum breast-feeding his new baby sister. After a while he asked: 'Mum, why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?'

MELANIE (aged 5) asked her Gran how old she was. Gran replied she was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, 'If you don't remember you should look in the back of your pants. Mine say five to six.'

STEVEN (aged 3) hugged and kissed his Mum good night. 'I love you so much that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window.'

KATIE (aged 4) had an ear ache and wanted a painkiller. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mum explained it was a child-proof lid and she'd have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: 'How does it know it's me?'

SUSAN (aged 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. 'Please don't give me this juice again,' she said, 'It makes my teeth cough.'

LUKE (aged 4) stepped onto the bathroom scales and asked: 'How much do I cost?'

MARK (aged 4) was engrossed in watching a young couple that were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: 'Why is he whispering in her mouth?'

CHRIS (aged 5) was in his bedroom looking worried. When his Mum asked what was bothering him, he replied, 'I don't know what'll happen with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in it?'

JAMES (aged 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: 'The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt.' Concerned, James asked: 'What happened to the flea?'

TAMMY (aged 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled lady who her Mum knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then afterwards asked, 'Why didn't her skin fit her face?'


The Sermon I think this Mum will never forget... this particular Sunday sermon...'Dear God,' the Priest began, with arms extended toward heaven. 'Without you, we are but dust..' He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter who was listening leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little four year old girl voice, 'Mum, what is butt dust?'